My editor at W&N called me recently, while she was reading the manuscript for my second novel, The Coincidence Authority.
‘We’re thinking of compiling a list of interesting coincidences,’ she told me, ‘to help promote the novel. Do you have any big coincidences that have happened to you?’
And do you know, I couldn’t think of one.
I was busy at that time doing some research for my third novel. I don’t want to give too much away here, but I had this idea in my mind of a young futurologist who becomes persuaded, by his own computer forecasts, that the whole world is about to collapse. He flees from the city to a remote village where he convinces the villagers to shut themselves away from the outside world to weather the economic storm. Trust me on this. It will work. Now the thing is, I needed to research my idea if I wanted to make it convincing, and so I went onto Amazon and bought a book called ‘Collapse’ by the Pulitzer Prize winning writer Jared Diamond (subtitle: how societies choose to fail or succeed). It’s advertised as a Number One World Bestseller, and Jared Diamond himself is the undisputed world authority on these things.
Well it’s a heavy book, almost six hundred dense pages, but I worked my way through it. At the end I wanted to ask Professor Diamond a question. I wanted to describe the conceit in The Apocalypse and the Whale (that’s the title of novel 3) and ask him if he thought my scenario was possible. I toyed with sending him an email. But he’s a professor at UCLA! Why would he take the time to read my fanciful musings?
So instead I went off on holiday with my lovely wife Sue. We spent three nights staying in a remote forest lodge close to Way Kambas national park in Sumatra. It isn’t a typical tourist destination (this isn’t really a tourist park) and in fact we were almost the only people there. But not quite. There were two serious bird-watchers also staying, and so we shared a table at dinner. One was an Australian, and the other an American. And the American … (you may have guessed this already …) was Jared Diamond.
And while this doesn’t exactly compound the coincidence, the day we met was his seventy fifth birthday.
So there it is. I do have a coincidence to report to my editor. And of course I did bend the good professor’s ear about my story, and he nodded very sagely. ‘Absolutely,’ he told me. ‘That’s a very legitimate scenario.’
But the story isn’t quite over. When I told my editor my coincidence, she had one more twist to add. ‘I used to be Jared Diamond’s publicist,’ she told me. ‘I once took him to Cambridge.’
So how about that?
– John Ironmonger